Those 80’s vibes. Love all the neon.
zillowgonewild
A community for connoisseurs to take in bewildering houses, suburban hellscapes, coke mansions, and meth chateaus in all their glory.
Include the Zillow/Redfin/whatever link if possible so we can really take in that wine aunt staging.
You can't spell "tacky" without A and Y, both of which are also in "classy," so... there you have it.
Ok, that pool table is sweet though.
That whole room is amazing. I used that pic as a Zoom background for a while lol
You're greeted by a giant peach-colored marble dildo statue right when you walk in. Niiiiice.
Not gonna lie that swimming pool is dope. Digging the waterfall cave. And the sandy little beach thing they got going on the other side. And oh shit, there's a kitchen in the waterfall cave! Funky purple pyramid pergolas everywhere.
There's a LOT to take in here. Like this place is cool in a theme park sort of way, but god damn it is an atrocity.
The vulva sculpture is very classy