Thoroughly enjoyed the read, it truly sheds a light on the incredulity of the situation and the British stance
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British Museum Under Pressure To Return Looted Hello Kitty Phone Case To Mall Kiosk
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It doesn’t even address the fact that a senior curator had stolen over 2 000+ artifacts from them.
Yeah, those cultural artifacts were definitely safer at the British Museum than in their home countries 🙄
At press time, the British Museum was facing increased criticism after claiming the mall kiosk would not be able to properly care for the prized Hello Kitty phone case.
i think everyone can agree that the museum ultimately has the resources to care for the Hello Kitty Phone Case than the 5th grade girl.
It belongs in a museum!
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