this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

MFW using a log to smash a window is called "breaking and entering" instead of "logging in".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

The radar, sir! It appears to be... Jammed!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I prefer traffic marmelade

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

English -> American translate: "Traffic Jelly". (Pictures wild Teslas in mind's eye.) Yep, checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I’m a log preserves kinda fellow myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Anon needs to learn how to use a search engine because Traffic Jam is real. The one I know locally is just the leftover jams mixed together, but here's a random online one: https://tasteofamish.com/product/traffic-jam/