“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2023
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“Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”
"I have an idea!"
"I have a better one."
It's so casually mean 😅
“No fair, you changed to outcome by measuring it”
I'll make my own *insert item heref with blackjack and hookers Why not zoidberg And somehow Champagne has become unironc in my vocabulary now 😂
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro
I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered *giggles"
"Oops.." [misses giant red button with finger]
@neamhsplach My favorite one is the reply to saving those monks, "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself."
When can we have some Slurm?
SOON ENOUGH!
Aww, that's not soon enough.
When can we have some Slurm?
SOON ENOUGH!
Aww, that's not soon enough.
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