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one should not chase the electric dream, but strive to became an extension to its dreamer

Automatism in the age of the children of Unix.

It's a box of antique photographs. A blade, a girl and a fish. Whatever it means, you're invested.

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Now that you're a surrealist, become a Techno-Mage:

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

in his defense, he was an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I guess this is like telling people crammed into a cubicle farm office that air conditioning is bad, and then being banned by an air-conditioner-repair-person. The fact that they're chained to an office with stale, mouldy air implies more than one thing has gone wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"And I took that personally"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OpenBlade: "Here you stand, waving your hammer around, announcing to your servants that I have desecrated your project of MATABROWSER tutorials webpage, by me stating that your poor attempt of a modified wordpress template you stole from tumblr is at least 7 times more readable in a terminal web browser.

Strike me down, but know the Fossangel is my witness. Your hammer may land on my head, but the tremor will bring forth the anger of an entire religion."

Techno-Mage: "Are you fucking serious? I just told the guy his website is unreadable."

OpenBlade: "I mean, that's not how I remember it."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The OpenBlade should be renamed OpenBard: prettify stories, lies, likes being thrown out.

Can't wait for it to join Lo0 as a secondary singer tbh !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

We'll have to decide whether lo0 is still active, or only exists as a bunch of dusty LP's being discovered by scavenging penguins. Hardcore fans already know that lo0's most influential album "Browser Poweruser" was released long before the techno-mage was even born, but then again... We do know of the 'Techno-Mage Single', which was released during Girl's adventures... so: 'CODER'S LONG NIGHT ft. OpenBlade' might just be viable.

lo0 - techno-mage single

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well, sure. You should use lynx.

(I actually do quite a bit, mostly to read gopherholes but some web sites are just easier.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I got banned from Golden Corral for using Hentai@Home on my Microsoft Surface Go 2.