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[–] dojan 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They’re just like humans, except cute!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They also suck on puffer fish to get high, and pass them around so the whole pod of dolphins can be tripping balls together.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, now I want to hang out with some doplhins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Watch out. They'll rape ya.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She jerked him off so he’d study harder? Damn, so it really does happen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We really did need to study that dolphin. What were his moves!?

[–] NOSin 1 points 1 year ago

That you didn't post this fantastic telling of it is outrageous, if I may.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ruBotHWUs

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Dolphins, sea otters, and kangaroos. All awful creatures with great PR.

Adore a opossum today instead. They're America's only native marsupial!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, they're not as bad as ducks...

[–] Sheeple 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Counterpoint. Ducks have a lower level of intelligence and don't do it out of enjoyment but rather so a sheer poor grasp on the situation + instincts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I dunno, somehow excusing gang raping necrophilia as having a poor grasp and relying on instincts doesn't feel like enough.

Also, corkscrew penis. I don't normally kink shame, but ew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It is ok to shame SA kinks

[–] Sheeple 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey now.

Corkscrew penis that grows back larger every time it falls off

Ducks are EXTRA weird

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well there it is

The moment I became convinced dolphins are sapient.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

More like rapient. Did you know...

[–] MyDearWatson616 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

We're not so different, they and we.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They work hard so they can play hard?