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TETRA? The radio protocol used by the police?
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Sigh...
I did not expect them to be so dumb as to break their own specific encryption systems...
Well, I guess I expected the bare minimum from the government, and they let me down...
....again.
No it's the tech behind milk cartons, tetrapak
It's what caused all those children to go missing
Sacrifices had to be made
So Alfa Laval?
Just fuckin' start rectally examining every damm citizen!
yep, just in case theyre hiding a terrorist or pedophile up there.
But THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!1!
Disregard how 1184 children died in the US to cars and 162,298 were injured in 2021 alone
Fuck cars
damn carsexuals exist??
Security through bureaucracy.
Please don’t.
Sorry but do you have a Please Don't Form 1302?
Only the Can You Don’t 3907B
That one does not apply today or tomorrow.
But I have a The Eighties Called 60873.a form that allows me to use that previous one
Golf clap
If anyone actually bothers to read the EU website, it's not the EU you have to worry about
Who is it then?
In one one of the randomly selected messages at the top of their homepage they show their opencollective page. They've marked themselves as Australian