this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Again a greentext about op accidentally becoming healthier. It's a trend!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Those people wonder why nobody wants to hang out with them.

[–] Delphia 16 points 1 year ago

Whey protein my guy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sucking in fresh air will do nothing for Anon's stench potency, it all needs to be homebrew if that's the goal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But perhaps it could add more loudness? Or spread a nearly equivalent stinkiness to a larger group of people?. We need to stick to his specs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Good point, who am I to judge a scientist for testing out new hypotheses?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Mind-anus Connection - does he have a 5k coaching offer for this?

[–] kilodelta 7 points 1 year ago

Dude could just eat bok choy and save the time and effort.

[–] Zehzin 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stand at the edge of two walls so it echoes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just grown, becoming older will make you lose the control over your fart, its all about silent farts.