this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Took me a few seconds but honestly I'm surprised I got that so quickly lmao.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You start getting prepared for boning and your partner asks you to go lock the door before you start so you do the walk of shame

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Is it still "walk of shame" when dragging pants around the ankles outside of a TP shortage scenario? I guess it could be - for the partner awaiting on the bed. Imagine yelling 'sexy time' and instead of a greek adoness posing in the midst your boi is making happy Patrick noises and has got on some tighty-whiteys.