this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember something about how 9/11 happened in the cars universe because there's airport security, and the airplanes are sentient so that leads to some interesting questions.

[–] doppelgangmember 1 points 1 year ago

That would the sad, sad day of Porsche 9/11

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did Car's FDR have blown out tires but cleverly hid it in photos and videos?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, how would Rosemary’s lobotomy be incorporated? That shit is just insane to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every part of the universe is oddly terrifying if you stop to think about it. Are cars born? Made? What do they eat and drink (gas?) and do they go to the bathroom? Where did people go, and could a person still sit inside a car? Or are doors vestigial now. Or were there never humans, but then why have doors and trunks?

There's a pope car, does that mean there is a god car? Was Jesus car crucified on a car shaped cross?

It's best to just think "haha funny car movie" and go about your day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is an engine swap like a heart transplant? Or is it a...brain transplant?

I guess heart makes more sense


they both have valves, at any rate.

[–] Duchess 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a cars pope which means there is at the very least belief in a cars Jesus and by extension all other Abrahamic religions are represented in the cars universe

[–] user1919 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no the car children.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Car Jesus died for the sins of all cars, then three days later, rose from the scrapyard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sedan Frank

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If planes are sentient and Pearl Harbor happened...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] doppelgangmember 1 points 1 year ago

Wait.. are cars just composed of tiny atomic cars?

Is it cars all the way down?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago