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1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.

Also points are made up and don't matter.

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[–] GlitchSir 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Haha never thought this knowledge would find a use! I just watched this episode with my kiddos

Season 6 episode 9: Homer Badman

Homer gets accused of sexually harassing the baby sitter because he pulled a gummy Venus statue off her while dropping her off.

The person in the screen grab is the candy lips guy after Homer asks him what the 1000 uses for candy lips are at the Candy Industry Tradeshow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's wrong Mr. Simpson! (Correct!)

[–] alwaysorg 1 points 1 year ago

There may not have been that many uses, but he could definitely use them as a silly substitute for his own lips

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This just in Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes grants him sexual powers

[–] CorneliusTalmadge 7 points 1 year ago

Hey that’s only a half truth.

[–] raindrop1988 7 points 1 year ago

See you in hell, candy boys!

Wax lip man (voiced by Hank Azaria, no less) claims his candy has 1000 uses. It transpires that wax lips have substantially fewer than 1000 uses.

[–] Aggravationstation 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Homer Badman

"Ooh, I'm needed in the basement..."