this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Not enough drugs and lobotomy.

[–] archonet 6 points 1 year ago

You're just upset you didn't think to turn your enemies into hats first.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was me. I’m that dude's eight-year-old sister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, that dude was my uncle and he told me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like what my wife does in games

[–] MashedTech 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

She can have a healthy career as a mortician.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)