Granted. From now on, you will be the tallest person in every room, but you will have to duck to get through most doorways. 
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Granted, but it always comes off as arrogance
Granted. You are now totally confident ... and totally incompetent. Enjoy your new career as a consultant or politician.
Granted, all your online usernames change from petertheprettygood to peterthegreat.
Granted, you are very confident, but that’s only because of your poor memory - your life continues to be a consistent string of repeated failure