The Internet's Tailgate

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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/Stayhumble1994 on 2023-06-27 19:44:44+00:00.

I.e. Texas is the Pontiac of College football teams. It has a ton of horsepower, but no steering wheel. And when you try to shift gears, it stalls out. You can jumpstart it, but then the engine runs hot and you find out your warranty ran out. So you buy another one thinking it will get better. And the next thing you know, you are broke and remembering how good the first models looked.