For when their taste is awful but execution is great
For context, that is the Flag and Coat of Arms of Amsterdam.
The toilet is the Dutch/German shelf variety.
The bird is a cockatoo, a Parrot that has a range that includes Indonesia (that was once a Dutch colonial possession.)
Why all three were combined like this?
I have no fucking idea.
Maybe it is a Rotterdam toilet.
It would feel awfully weird sharting on a cockatoo
They're an Australian native animal so you'd have luck shitting on this instead of the real thing that would probably want to kill you even more so if you shat on it
And our Cocky's are known for destroying property
If they hate you and your house you're fucked unless you move somewhere else
Well, in the Netherlands they also have toilet paper with pictures of puppies on it. So once you're done sharting on a cockatoo, you can wipe your ass on puppies.
Why is nothing centered correctly?
It's weird that it's not centered, but that's otherwise the coolest toilet I've seen. You'd have a lot of motivation to keep it clean.
Gonna shit on a parrot 🦜