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where is messi?

Left hand: Maradona

These are so weird lmao, why is goalkeeping there?

You see out of your left shoulder?

TIL Ronaldo shoots from the hip.

What would be the worst version of this?

Like the right foot of Arjen Robben. What else?

Why isn't headers on this list? Surely would be Ronaldo again as well.

Where is Giroud? Pretty sure he should be the keeper.

So Messi?

The right hand of Wayne Hennessey is certainly a...choice.

I guess this is for his teammates only

Can’t tell if it’s funnier to pick Hennessey in goal or take his own left foot over Messi’s

Yeah, that right hand of Wayne Hennessey's landed him in trouble before. Less said about it the better, I would have thought.

Why, regardless of the angle that it is approached, are all these comments full of emotional cope. That's what it feels like at least. As if everyone is trying to justify it so they don't feel bad or dumb because of someone else's opinion. I need to stop reading reddit comments

He shoots from the hip

Literally unjerkable 😤

I'll also play along and make mine:

Control: Messi

Vision/reading the game: Messi

Shooting: Messi

Finishing: Messi

Long shots: Messi

Dribbling: Messi

Athleticism: C. Ronaldo

Right foot: C. Ronaldo

Left foot: Messi

Defensive attributes: Maldini

Engine: Kanté

Creation of space: Messi

Playing in between the lines: Messi

1-2s: Messi

Freekicks: Juninho

Flair/skills: Ronaldinho

Power: Haaland

Aggression: Gattuso

Agility: Messi

Balance: Messi

Speed: Henry

Reaction speed: Messi

Positioning: Messi

Crossing: Beckham

Jumping/Attacking headers: C. Ronaldo

Surprised a bit Kroos is right foot and not Ronaldo.

I guess eyes for Modric is perfect, Kroos as brain would be good.

These are so cringe

No Rory Mcilroy?

Bale’s been on the Hennessy selecting Hennessey lmao

So no ass of Hazard?

Call him, the REAL player.

All Real Madrid players and Wayne Hennessey. Incredible.

Wtf is this

Gareth Bale in fact has a better left foot than Messi and Maradona

/s in case it was obvious enough

So his Real Madrid teammates?

with Johnny Sins' cock

Personally I would have chosen Giroud as goalkeeper

ngl surprised Ronaldo is in shooting and not Lewandovski considering how sure, Cristiano you can say he had the better career overall, but as whom adapted better to age and what not to not struggle on a twilight of career, Lewandovski works plus he scored a lot too...so imo Lewa on shooting makes more sense than CR7, no disrespect to him.

"Now watch this drive"

No heading?

Awful dress sense though.

Balenstein's Monster

How can left foot not be Messi ?

One of those footballers who obviously wouldn’t have amounted to much if it wasn’t for football. Not very bright.