this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] niktemadur 10 points 1 year ago

Two babies enter. One baby leaves.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Life imitates art

[–] TheLordHumungus 4 points 1 year ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

[–] RIP_Cheems 3 points 1 year ago