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For those wondering, the club is based in London
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Uh...i have many questions, but mainly why does his football club announcement read like an ad for a call center job?
I read it in Saul Goodman's voice for some reason
Some sessions & games are coached by Elneny himself too.
Elneny FC also provides player/match analysis through VEO & player technology.
They will play showcase games against elite sides, with opportunities laid out to play in Dubai/UAE or first team in the UK.
Might have been useful to tell us where it actually is, I was assuming it was based in Cairo....
Straight into the Premier League would you believe.
Ah, The Sierra Leone National Premier League. They gonna head to head with the mighty Inter Legend Mohammed Kallon club, Kallon FC /s.
I heard they qualified for the Champions League already
Renamed to the Elneny league of course.
Starting a new football team? Right to the Premier League.
Elneny Andretti FC
Domenicali does not want it either way
He needs something to do considering he never plays for Arsenal
Best Egyptian named Mo in the league for sure
Actually his contract was supposed to end this summer but the club extended it so he still has a contract while recovering from his ACL injury.
Jadon Sancho to Elneny FC, here we go!
The Egyptian King, the Pharaoh
The Pyramid Pirlo
Cleopatrick Vieira
Giza Guti
Grande Mo. My favourite Arsenal player, simply because he is a lovely human being.
They will have more trophies than spurs in about a year.
doesn't say which country.
The guy got a 6.7 rating against Exeter with our u23...in a game our kids won 5-0
Well now its elneny premier league
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The most surprising part of this is finding out Elneny is still an Arsenal player
He's one of those players thats clearly not good enough to start but as a sub or when the situation is dire with injuries he can still come in and do a very decent job.
He's apparently a very model player and liked in the dressing room and Arsenal gave him this 1 year contract that he's currently on when he was injured which was nice from the club.
Yeah, seems like he's mostly just a training squad guy now that's beginning his path into coaching.
Best Egyptian in the league
Best Egyptian named Mo in the league for sure
Wimbledon & District League?
They're buying out Spurs' place
and, in historic ElNeny fashion, no place for his friend Sanchez
He was injured for a long while last season. He got some mins in the league cup match against Brentford last month. Still has tons of support amongst Arsenal fans.
Love the guy to bits, but is it a bit weird naming a football club after yourself.
Its a family name right?
Yes
i think it is but if it is a starting project could use any help (even though i dnt think he is famous enough for that ) .
Assistant: Todd Boehly
I mean Arsene Wenger.
Elneny FC Champions League winners 2047
I will be there no matter what
Shades of Kaizer Chiefs
Elneny FC Champions League winners 2075 calling it now
Pfft AdamJohnson FC is just a feeder club to Elneny FC then
Well, that’s my next career mode set
Imagine the scenes one day, Arsenal playing Elneny FC in the FA Cup
I’m hoping for nothing but the best for Brian!
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