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Anon is going to get himself arrested (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Girls put their wallet in their purse. It's already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

It's in the zippy pocket.

No not that one the small one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Phone then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hi, may I rob you? 😇

[–] Pregnenolone 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you can start a conversation easly from this point even with social anxiety

That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo

[–] Kraivo 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

girl: thank you, you saved my life

anon: ... i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you

girl: ...

anon: probably shouldn't have said that

Just joking, pals. Girls aren't real, it's governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don't go out, don't make a mistake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running

anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking

girl: runs faster

[–] hperrin 33 points 9 months ago

They always say the best relationships are built on a foundation of lies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

at the train station

How to get arrested 101