Last thing I bough was 7kg of top tier steak for about 8USD/kg (converting from my local currency). Seems I will have a nice barbecue every month now haha

The last transaction on my bank statement is a fish and chips dinner. I'm happy with getting a free fish and chips dinner every month.

However, later in the evening I agreed to buy my friends extra ticket to a concert. No money has changed hands, so I don't know if it counts, but the deal is done. So if I'm getting a monthly subscription of concert tickets, that's also a win.

A&W zero sugar root beer. I guess things could be worse

Two new tires and a brake job every month? Excessive, perhaps, but I won't turn it down.

Furnace filters, so ... not really all that different from reality, but I don't need that many of them every month!

I bought Jedi Survivor last night but luckily I bought weed after, so yes, weed subscription, please.

Buying a guitar every month might get expensive

A lifetime supply of....... wooden spoons.

Dunno how I feel about that.

4pts of milk, chicken burgers and microwavable rice. I guess I won't go hungry.

a lifetime subscription to crackers, lovely.

Gasoline :)

Tobacco... Guess that's not too bad since I probably could sell that relatively easy

The last thing that I bought Was avocados, not complaining at all!

Last thing I bought was instacart. So yeah would be pretty happy for that

coffee to go. fuck yeah.

Awesome, free new cars for the rest of my life.

Hell yeah! I bought dank legal weed in California! Best lifetime subscription ever, especially since I live in a prohibition state! I like this thread.

Couple of burgers at Freddy's... I'm ok with this gift.

No thanks, I have enough air pumps.

Not sure, I don’t want diabetes (Starbucks)

Bread from a local restaurant. Such delicious bread.

Coffee creamer and soda, very nice (and something that would be nice to have monthly instead of more or less often)

You now have a monthly, lifetime subscription to the last thing you bought. Are you satisfied with your purchase?

Yes.

Yes, yes I am.

I bought a month of a rank on a Minecraft server, looks like I'll have that rank forever!

I bought groceries, so does that mean I get a lifetime subscription to all things grocery, or to just the items I bought? (If so, then I'm glad I happened to buy beer!)

I bought two cheesesteaks, not bad but I could eat them but frequently than monthly.

I’ll probably have to reinstate the iron curtain, give. That I last bought a couple bags of concrete…

It's coffee, so YES.

Well I'm not complaining, there's nothing wrong with a lifetime of iced coffee. Except that it was decaf, this time :/

The last thing I bought was some delicious Japanese food, sign me the fuck up!

Slices of pizza? Awesome!

Underwear. I'm okay with that.

Oh goodie, I most recently purchased Final Fantasy XVI. What's the granularity of this? Do I just get extra copies of the game (kinda useless, since I bought it digitally) or can I view it as a lifetime subscription to PlayStation games in general (very useful)?

No, not satisfied. I bought refill line for my string trimmer, and I bought it in bulk. I had to pay at least a year’s worth already and now more will be coming every month? Nooooooo

Miracle Grow plant food - I'll take it