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The VelociPastor (2018) (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by MisterBigFart to c/bmoviebonanza
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I highly recommend it.

[–] mrmhm 9 points 1 year ago

The amount of talent it took to make it that bad is truly stellar.

[–] clif 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has been on my list for years. Maybe tonight is the night...

Thanks for the reminder

[–] canihasaccount 4 points 1 year ago

Watch it. You will be so happy that you did.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

According to imdb, there is a sequel in the works https://www.imdb.com/title/tt25404142/

[–] Ryantific_theory 4 points 1 year ago

A sign that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We actually gave up half way through this one, it was truly a work of... what's the opposite of genius?

[–] SilverFlame 6 points 1 year ago

suineG

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That would be me.

[–] surewhynotlem 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awesomeness?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sadly not in this case

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I was really hype for this when I discovered it a few years ago. It was fine, but to me it felt like it was trying way too hard to be campy. And that sorta soured it for me.

Imo camp is WAY more fun when it doesn't feel artificial.

[–] superduperenigma 7 points 1 year ago

Imo camp is WAY more fun when it doesn't feel artificial.

That's the fine line of quality B movies. I don't want some "holds up spork lol XD this movie is so random" B movie. I want "we had a shoestring budget to make this movie and spent about half of it on a bag of coke, this is the best we could do."

[–] chemical_cutthroat 5 points 1 year ago

I fully support this movie and its shenanigans. It was a blast.

[–] PhilBro 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like the Raptor that posed for Turok Evolution's poster is in this movie pic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is easily one of my favorite movies ever.

[–] MisterBigFart 3 points 1 year ago

I really like it too. Fun flick.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm gonna need to watch this

[–] TheEhHole 3 points 1 year ago

You won't regret it. It's amazing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh hell yes. This community kicks ass!