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[–] TheBlue22 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Thought it was going to be Rick Astley

[–] TheBlue22 5 points 9 months ago

I would, but unfortunately, lemmy shows you a thumbnail of the link (at least sync does)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thought this reply was a trick to make me click on a link that actually contained Rick Astley. Surprised it was not!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Or Base64 inside the comment text

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Speech to text would be better. Then you can still scan and search.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] kuneho 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Should be possible in HolyC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Mark text, read out loud

Set the pointer in a spot, press the shortcut. Speak your comment. Mouseover the voice icon for text transcription

Make it searchable

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I actually like this, at least in some way it could lower the barrier for actually explaining what a function does. Though I don't see this working in an office environment

[–] gredo 3 points 9 months ago

Id like it to be a good speech to text that is context aware and recognizes when I reference my code etc.

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[–] Phoenix3875 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why two comment lines tho?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Double the commenting power

[–] stinodes 6 points 9 months ago

Kinda goofy ngl

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

OK, but there's need to be some automatic beeping over my \ comments.

[–] georgette 5 points 9 months ago

Just give me the ability to use markdown in comments, so i can make my source code files into jupyter-like notebooks

[–] killeronthecorner 3 points 9 months ago

I would 100% use this to play O Fortuna above awful spaghetti code

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