These early stage memes will stay with the platform for as long as we want.
Either a new copy pasta or a real shitpost.
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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You mean a new response just dropped?
You mean an actual zombie?
Or noshitpost
This will be our founding memes. Like the jolly rancher story on reddit, or the guy with the broken arm.
wait what I think I missed something, what're you talking about?
Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.
We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!
Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?
I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.
Every 3 days is the upper range of normal, what's more important is if you went from 3x/day to once every 3 days or something you should probably see a doc then
It can be perfectly normal or it can sometimes not be if it's not your normal habit. Everyone is different. If you don't poo every day and you feel fine then it's nothing to worry about. If you normally poo every day and then don't and you feel sick then you probably just need to try a better diet to help you go. Everyone has a slightly different poo schedule and that's totally fine.
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its shit
Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven't pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn't pooped matter? What's up with these memes?
This happened: https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855.
Well, we haven't got the poop knife anymore, this will suffice.
I may have left reddit behind, but I will always carry the poop knife story with me in my heart.
You're full of shit.
Brother i saw the og 3 day no shit post took a 1-2 day break and now there are memes about it everywhere...
But it's our "thing" now.
We're the poop place.
Read poop post left for a few days.. now confused……. Are we not pooping!?
with this being yet another post about it…
It do be happening
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