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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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How Did The Man Die? (catata.fish)
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A tall man is laying face-down in the middle of a desert. He is dead. Laying in front of him is a rock, a buzzard, and a cactus. The man has no cuts, bruises, or any type of bodily damage whatsoever. He did not die of dehydration, nor has he had a stroke, heart attack, etc. Who is this man, and how did he perish?

AnswerThe dead person was Superman, and the rock, Kryptonite, killed him.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This doesn't make sense as Kryptonite in and of itself can't kill Superman. It only weakens him so that those without powers can harm him.