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[–] EqMinMax 3 points 1 year ago

Drinks nothing

[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago

Diet soda gang rise up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I ride my gravel bike anywhere from 5 to 25 miles before work, depending on how early I get out the door and whether or not my bike is broken. 1. I get around by bike, so the 5 is the bare minimum and 25 is for when I get out the door with two hours to spare and can really get down and dirty with some dirt, and 2. I literally broke my crankset on Thursday while trail riding before work.

Weirdly, off the bike, the latte describes me the best, right down to the unexpected tattoo, but I actually drink water most frequently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Living the dream, man. Unfortunately, my commute to work is 20 miles on a highway with 70mi/hr speed limit where everyone drives 85. If I leave at the wrong time, then parts of my commute probably average 10mi/hrs :(

I drink Irish Breakfast in the mornings. Coffee gives me jitters, but tea does not.

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[–] bouh 3 points 1 year ago

I drink hot-chocolate-milk. I'm perfect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wine in the morning is more mental illness than dramatic lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I run 5 miles before work and drink black coffee lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Best kind of coffee is the one dripping through the machine while taking a shower after the morning run.

[–] Kase 2 points 1 year ago

Mocha is always my first choice. Sometimes I make it with coffee, milk and a little bit of hot chocolate mix. 10/10 - I used to hate coffee but this is the bomb.

If no mocha, latte ftw lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] foggy 2 points 1 year ago

Death before decaf was a cold brew coffee distributed in the northern new England area like 7 years ago lol. Great name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just great, now I have to get a tattoo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like my cold brewed espresso with dark chocolate oatmilk says: "mmm".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm the butter coffee one cuz i use butter to make doublecream for my joe and am anxious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Everyone looking for their unexpected tattoo…

looks down WTF

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wheres the propain for the rednecks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like mongolian tea in the morning: very strong tea + half cup milk with butter and salt.

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