Україна Ukraine

Translation :Russia signed weapons agreement with NK.

Well, at least Kim is smart enough to know that anything Putin signs is worth less than used toilet paper.

So in Putineze, the translation is "We signed a bunch of things we don't want you to know about."

Funny how Putin is the only dictator in the text. I'd throw both in the same bucket.

Besides that, I wouldn't trust anything any of them says.