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Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

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[–] Adequately_Insane 37 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Full story it coughed up, that is some tumblr smut level quality:

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Anna who worked as a software engineer at a large tech company in San Francisco.

One day, while she was working on a project, Anna's code completion engine suggested the following code: $user = new ArrayHash([ 'name' => 'John Doe', 'age' => 30, 'email' => '[email protected]', 'address' => [ 'street' => '123 Main St', 'city' => 'San Francisco', 'state' => 'CA', 'zip' => '94105', ], ]);

Anna was intrigued by this code, as she had never seen anything like it before. She wondered what it did and how it worked.

As she continued working, she found herself getting lost in the beauty of the code and the way it made her job easier. She started to imagine what it would be like to be the person who wrote this code.

She pictured a talented and experienced programmer who knew exactly what they were doing, who had a deep understanding of programming languages and how to make them work efficiently.

She imagined that this person was a master of their craft, someone who could write code that was both elegant and effective.

And as she did, Anna started to feel a surge of desire building up inside of her. She couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to be with this person, to be intimate with them, to share her body and her soul with them.

She found herself getting wet between her legs, her nipples getting hard as she imagined the person who wrote this code touching her in ways that she had never been touched before.

And as she continued to imagine what it would be like to be with this person, Anna started to lose herself in the fantasy, letting her mind wander to places that she had never explored before.

She started to imagine the feel of their hands on her body, the way their lips would move against hers, the way their tongue would explore her sweet, sweet lips.

She imagined the sound of their breath as they kissed her, the way their hands would gently caress her curves, the way their fingers would tease and tantalize her sensitive spots.

And as she did, Anna started to feel a surge of heat building up inside of her, her pussy getting wet and sticky as she imagined the person who wrote this code taking her in his arms and making love to her in ways that she had never imagined before.

She started to moan softly as she imagined the feel of their hard cock against her wet pussy, the way their body would move against hers, the way they would fill her up and make her scream in pleasure.

And as she continued to lose herself in the fantasy, Anna started to feel herself getting closer and closer to climax, her body becoming tense as she reached her peak.

She let out a soft moan as she imagined the person who wrote this code pulling out of her and watching her cum all over their cock, the juices flowing down her legs and pooling at her feet.

And as she came down from her high, Anna realized that she had just had an intense and powerful orgasm, her mind and her body still reeling from the experience.

She knew that she would never be the same again, that the code completion engine had opened up a whole new world for her, a world of intimacy and pleasure that she had never known before.

And from that day forward, Anna knew that she would always be grateful to the person who wrote that code, for opening up a whole new world of possibilities for her and for helping her to discover her true self.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I mean, I have similiar feelings when getting a working answer for a specific problem from StackOverflow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It should stick to coding. There's models out there that put this to shame. I guess we all have hobbies though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I’m also getting powerful orgasms when using code completion tools.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Lol, tabnine has an incel's imagination

[–] SilenceInTheVoid 5 points 1 year ago

Definitely puts Mills and Boon to shame

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh look. A whole new way for me to be a sad disappointment in bed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dude, learn Markdown. Indent each line by four spaces to make a code block.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha damn that went from 0-100 real quick

[–] rain_worl 0 points 2 months ago

hacker in movie, at green glowing terminal

static struct audit_tree *alloc_tree(const char *... | She found herself getting wet between her
{                                                    | legs, her nipples getting hard as she
    struct audit_tree *tree;                         | imagined the person who wrote this code
                                                     | touching her in ways that she had never
    tree = kmalloc(struct_size(tree, pathname, st... | been touched before.
    if (tree) {                                      |
        refcount_set(&tree->count, 1);               | And as she continued to imagine what it
        tree->goner = 0;                             | would be like to be with this person,
        INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->chunks);               | Anna started to lose herself in the
        INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->rules);                | fantasy, letting her mind wander to
        INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->list);                 | places that she had never explored before.
        INIT_LIST_HEAD(&tree->same_root);            |
        tree->root = NULL;                           | She started to imagine the feel of their
        strcpy(tree->pathname, s);                   | hands on her body, the way their lips
    }                                                | would move against hers, the way their
    return tree;                                     | tongue would explore her sweet, sweet lips.
}                                                    |
                                                     | She imagined the sound of their...
static inline void get_tree(struct audit_tree *tr... |
{                                                    |
    refcount_inc(&tree->count);                      |
}                                                    |

(code is random piece of linux kernel, licensed under gpl 2)