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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FYI you should be able to disallow directly pushing to the master branch and only allow merging

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's exactly what a not stupid person would do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But that happened to most of us I'd wager, so you're at least not alone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And this is why you always immediately turn on branch protection.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Who needs "Read-only Friday" anyways, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck, there goes the weekend 🤦.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

why on earth would you have a direct main CD pipeline without proper protections against pushing straight to that branch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a Monday problem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck. Hang on to your pooper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is my I never let let my prod pipelines run builds automatically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You didn't just push it to main, you also pushed confidential code to the public repo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

@NicKoehler

lol, been there, got the t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To your own personal repository, right?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's the neat part, no

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But surely you can just revert it, no big deal. Unless you have CI/CD pipelines on an unprotected branch...

[–] adj16 1 points 1 year ago

No please, let’s get the grammar right on this meme here on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So, do you have automatic deployments or?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

you mean master? github changed the default branch name from master to main during black history month or something, i think its complete nonsense