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Nebraska governor Jim Pillen, a Republican not noted as a women's rights supporter, yesterday issued an executive order "defining" males and females and the attributes thereof. The anti-transgender political grandstanding offers fusty explanations of the sexes–men are "bigger, stronger and faster" on average–in pursuit of Rowling-esque calls for sexual segregation (and even echoing her ostensibly feminist rationales) and not a lot else.

The order declares that, in matters of the state, the "biological differences between the sexes are enduring" and that the "sex" of a person will be defined by the gender designated at birth. In addition to specifically noting how boy, girl, man, and woman will be defined, the order also includes biological descriptions. …

"It is common sense that men do not belong in women's only spaces," Pillen said in the news release. "As Governor, it is my duty to protect our kids and women's athletics, which means providing single-sex spaces for women's sports, bathrooms, and changing rooms."

The reaction, at least from Democrats, is to point out that if it were enforced, the likely outcome would be Nebraska losing federal funding for womens' shelters.

"Today Governor Pillen, famous women's rights supporter, signed this offensive and ridiculous proclamation establishing a "Women's Bill of Rights." He should try saying this stuff to my face then we would see who's got what biological advantage," wrote State Senator Megan Hunt on Twitter.


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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What tiny dick energy

Edit: "Any man who must say 'I am the King' is no true King."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] getynge 11 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you I'm none of those things

[–] zarathustra0 11 points 10 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

So in other words, what you're saying is that the Nebraska governor has an extremely small penis and is very very insecure about that fact.

[–] AssPennies 10 points 10 months ago

Guess no one in that state has met Starla. Nobody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to her at night.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

issued an executive order "defining" males and females and the attributes thereof.

Uh, no, that's not your job.

[–] TheHighRoad 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one thrilled that Meg Hunt is the one standing up to this shit?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Almost as if all anti trans bigotry is based in misogyny

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Strange how this tiny dick energy law says nothing about intelligence...

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