this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.

[–] Little8Lost 1 points 1 year ago

he looks smart and innocent?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I hope the venue is in a sub 12,000 meters below the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.

[–] MasterBlaster 4 points 1 year ago

I choose neither.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Grim Reaper. I'm hoping the Grim Reaper wins.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whoever wins we all lose

[–] Dantpool 3 points 1 year ago

I'm rooting for a private jet piloted by Jeff Bezos, with Bobby Kotick, and Charles Koch as passengers, crashes directly into the venue, killing only the planes occupants and these two worthless chucklefucks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it gonna be a knife fight?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it was for me, I'd give them chainsaws

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Only if it was silent chainsaws and then making Molusk and The Suckerberg do the noises like Homer in The Simpsons Movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"They all trust me for some reason. Fucking idiots."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really really hate Zuckerberg but I'd root for him anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think Zuck's got the best odds despite the size disadvantage, anyway, since he does BJJ and is apparently pretty good at it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Robo Zucky most def wins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

idk dude. i wouldnt wanna fight a dude named "The Zuck"

[–] dilligasatall 1 points 1 year ago

I hope they both beat some sense into each other, but I'd imagine it's just going to end up looking like two windmills flapping around in a hurricane.