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[–] RGB3x3 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Absolutely not. Because you think the holiday creep stops with Halloween. But if you give Halloween extra days, suddenly you find yourself eating turkey in October until eventually it all spirals out of control where you're feeding cookies to a fat man in April!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How do you know that's not how I spend my Aprils already?

[–] o0joshua0o 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe if holidays keep getting earlier and earlier, they will eventually circle back around to their correct timeframes.

[–] BroBot9000 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤖: Consume this cheap black plastic! Consume!

Consume it before we dump all the micro plastic into the ocean and manufacture more for next year.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying the more I consume, the less gets dumped in the ocean?

[–] BroBot9000 2 points 1 year ago

Or you could make your own decorations that aren’t mass produced from plastic. Celebrating halloween is fine and awesome but it doesn’t need to be the tacky stuff that gets thrown away after a use or two.

[–] DefiantBidet 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My neighbor has had their front lawn all hallows eve prepped for weeks now. That's fine by me bc they don't put up Christmas shit until after Thanksgiving so we good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

There's a family near me with a big ass skeleton in their yard year round. I was to say it's around 10', but I'm awful at eyeballing that sort of thing.

Love it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's the most fun to look at too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting kicked out of the car by William Shatner.. such a shame.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?

Alive or dead?

Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?

Hemingway. You?

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

[–] MyFairJulia 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Halloween store in January?

[–] RGB3x3 3 points 1 year ago

Finally! A Halloween store for the rest of us!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get that people like the holiday and whatnot but holy shit has it gotten out of hand

One of my local grocery stores had their Halloween decorations up July 30th. Like, the full display

That's 3 months early. A QUARTER OF A YEAR those decorations will be up, insane

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Costco has had Halloween (and Christmas right beside it) stuff up for as long, if not longer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think they were agreeing with you