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Devil Dinosaur vs. Sasquatch - Flip taking bets at 5 to 1 odds against Sasquatch. (www.marvel.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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EDIT: well, apparently the guests have decided to open a betting pool on the upcoming Devil Dinosaur vs. Sasquatch battle in the Valley of Fire suite. For those of you who have a gambler's soul, @Flip is now taking bets.

The mutated Devil Dinosaur hails from an alternate reality and is fiercely loyal to those he connects with - and a big problem for those who oppose him.

This one is for @Sasquatch, who wanted a bit more of a hunting challenge than a cute, cuddly, helpless brontosaurus. The Valley of Fire suite is now open for the intrepid and foolhardy with one rule, and one rule only:

No one lets out Mr. "I'm a mighty hunter" Bigfoot until he either comes back with Devil Dino's head, or he promises to never ever ever eat anyone else's pets ever again.

Note that Moon Boy, while he resembles a small sasquatch, is a totally cool dude, and more than welcome to come and go as he pleases.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alright chumps, you heard the man. Time to lay out some action. I'm giving 5 to 1 odds against the Sasquatch. Any takers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll take that action. Squatch is my MAN! I've seen that bro take down a grizzly in less than 30 seconds. You're about to get robbed, clown.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell yeah brother! I'll save one of the teeth for you!

... and uh, about that whole Lazarus thing - if things go wrong, you got my back, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Um... yeah, I can ask my dad I guess. But he and I aren't really on speaking terms right now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need a number, bub. And I ain't accepting wine as collateral.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shit.. I'm out then... unless maybe you're looking for a new ride?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll put $500 on the tyrannosaur. I don't usually gamble, but another two of my cats are missing, and I'm looking at you @Sasquatch. With the ruckus last night at the Caravan Palace, I'm down to 91 and the remaining ones are too nervous to sing on key. I agree with the crow here - you've gotta stop eating other people's pets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shit, those were yours? I thought they were just strays.

Uh... sorry?

Maybe I can fix this. I know there's a path in the hotel hedge maze that leads to a pet cemetery that specializes in this sort of thing. And I can probably find the bones in my trophy collection. Gimme a sec - lemme see if I can work out a fix.