this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For many (hi /u/spez) it's more like "We'll burn that bridge when we get there".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We'll cross that bridge after we've set it on fire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh I thought we were past this issue already? Let's focus on the big picture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like to say "We'll cross that bridge while it's burning"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The pain of explaining why Product can't have their cake, eat it, give it away and sell it to the highest bidder all at once is real 🤣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is too real to be funny 😭

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hoo boy, I’ve been there!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What do you mean we've got to learn a new language in a week and spend another week getting this ready for the customer? Next favorite was, "learn this new piece of software, install it, configure it, and hand it over to the customer in a week."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Not only presenting a solution that is impossible to build but telling the potential customers it's already there and just needs small adjustments to fit their needs. YoU cAn Do It In OnE wEeK, rIgHt? JuSt AsK cHaTgPt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the impossible timelines.

A marketing person once told me (an engineer) that his legs were made for dancing.

... So he could say whatever yo customers and weasel out of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MN I love this. ❤️