this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Saw a turd like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

If you grew up in Texas I saw it too lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it

Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they [the pooper] were riddled with intestinal worms.

[–] glorious_albus -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What an Indian day to have eyes.

Edit: unfortunate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What does this sentence mean. What an indian day to have eyes? Ig its racist from the downvotes.

[–] glorious_albus 4 points 1 year ago

Guess my autocorrect failed me lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

May be... Proof that bankers have always been full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's at least 6.7 kourics!

[–] Stanwich 3 points 1 year ago

Hmm.. I feel I could compete.