Saw a turd like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it
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I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.
I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.
If you grew up in Texas I saw it too lol
And may be......?
In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it
Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...
Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.
the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they [the pooper] were riddled with intestinal worms.
What an Indian day to have eyes.
Edit: unfortunate
What does this sentence mean. What an indian day to have eyes? Ig its racist from the downvotes.
Guess my autocorrect failed me lol
May be... Proof that bankers have always been full of shit.
It's at least 6.7 kourics!
Hmm.. I feel I could compete.