you break the windows
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...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?
They are... well, at least notepad.
If you React quick enough.
A linux user would never open windows
Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.
I will use wine to douse the fire.
Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.
But the Bottles were stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs
I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.
Change-alternative python to the oldest version and a shocking amount of software stops working.( Sadly even your firewall)
I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind
find an open Arch
p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO
Noot noot
So true
Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.
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