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They will never ask again (i.imgur.com)
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[–] bitKraken 12 points 1 year ago

„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Try licking your lips, you won't have to bother looking for as long.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's pretty much exactly the same joke