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[–] ChaosInstructor 76 points 1 year ago

backups are important, i do daily backups and send them to /dev/null it seems, that device have unlimited space.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t find it now but I saw a meme that was the same template but it said:

Dude: I took a screenshot of the database Woman: you mean a snapshot …

[–] forksandspoons 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Backups?

I am sorry. I do not speak this French. What is backups other than what women do for deeez sick lines of code?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Disaster recovery? I think you mean "a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure if that works here so here is your reminder instead :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It doesn't, I was making a poor joke. But thanks nonetheless! :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My condolences, was the content federated elsewhere at least?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It was only up for like a day and yes

[–] Drun 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't understand, what's the joke?

[–] Drun 1 points 1 year ago

I'm really jealous of you to watch this story for the first time

https://youtu.be/tLdRBsuvVKc?si=3ZH-5uaqjmhF1TSt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Backups are only important if your infra sucks

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

We Will Watch Your Career With Great Interest

[–] TORFdot0 12 points 1 year ago

Chaotic evil energy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Shower are only important for people that stink.

[–] scottywh 5 points 1 year ago

Lol!

Counterpoint... Your infrastructure is completely irrelevant if you're shit at backups.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Gitlab moment