this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I want to reincarnate as a cicada. Born, sleep for like 13 years, wake up, shake my ass to indicate I want sex, and then die two days later by becoming some bird's dinner. All this 401(k), healthcare, legal systems, and what not is some bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

You are the cicada, you are dreaming. It's time to wake up and shake that ass.

[–] grue 18 points 1 year ago

Nah, that's a brand-new soul on their first go 'round.

The ones who come in screaming and crying are the reincarnated ones!

[–] EricHill78 3 points 1 year ago

If I didn't have my wife or son I would love to give it a go again but not in current times. I'd rather do it again in the 80s and 90s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Poverty . Felt again in a poor family with a 99% chance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago