Why do "Gorn Captain Crunch" when "Gorn Pops" is available
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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Or Gorn Flakes.
The music in the commercial for this cereal is intense.
Gorn Captain Crunch....made with real captains!
Is the "murder weapon" a giant boulder that bounces off of you when you play with it?
Put him on the Wheaties box. Breakfast of champions!
People love to talk about Cap'n Crunch fucking up your palate but Ruffles are just as bad. Those damn ridges.