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I assume she knows everything in the area is not sprayed with any type of *acide.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://www.livescience.com/32435-why-cant-humans-eat-grass.html

Lignin can be hard to break down by human stomachs. Not only that, but the lignin in food can actively inhibit the access nutritional benefits of other types of digestible fiber

Your dentist would not be pleased; grass contains a lot of silica, an abrasive which quickly wears down teeth. Grazing animals have teeth that are adapted to continually grow, replacing the worn tooth surfaces quickly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man, why can't our teeth constantly grow? Chewing on wood is fun; it should also be useful. 😩

[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me recently referenced a study where the results of chewing on wood made you smarter (a reduction of the real article, I'm sure)!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Highlight of my life is seeing Wait Wait at wolf trap with my son and my partners grandparents and dad.

4 generations of us laughing our asses of to a “late night” variant. So good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It would be a bit of a pain. I see it with bird and terrapin beaks and claws. If they don't have something to wear them down they become problematic. I know the thought is well I will just keep them warn down but I bet it would be like staying in shape or for that matter keeping our teeth in good shape as it is, which many folk don't do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s usually just a handful of dangerously poisonous plants in any given area. If you learn those then most other stuff should be safe-ish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Except for all the parasite eggs she's eating

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Free protein

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not really a thing in my area, excepting aquatic plants. Can’t speak to the whole world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Unless by your area you mean a place that doesn't have plants in the first place because it's entirely paved over, I promise you that there are animals that will shit parasite eggs onto the grass, and children are particularly vulnerable because they both do dumb things like eat grass and have weaker immune systems.

Pinworms, for example, are basically everywhere, even if most parasites are tropical. They're so pervasive they're even noted for not following typical affluence infection rates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First, pinworms only cause mild illness. My point was your child won’t die from eating random plants with a few exceptions that are easy to learn.

Second, pinworms are not spread by animals, only human to human. I don’t think eating plants is likely to be a vector.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay then, feed your kids all the grass they want.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 3 points 20 hours ago

Thank you! That's all I wanted to hear.