Chocolate milk is delicious. I know, I know, hot take... But I'm serious, I love love LOVE chocolate milk!
My granny often buys these chocolate milk little thingies, huh, I forget the word for the thing but they have a straw and they're rectangular... You know what I'm talking about. Packets? Whatever. They're fine, you know, low quality, cheap, but they're fine.
However, there's levels to this.
One can make their own chocolate milk, of course. Mix chocolate powder and milk. Very good, good choice. More cost-effective too. However, even that is not quite peak, you know?
Do you know peak chocolate milk?
It's UCAL. UCAL is peak chocolate milk.
Holy crap... I just, I can't even describe how much better UCAL is than the competition. It's honestly not close, and let me tell you, I know chocolate milk.
I've tried chocolate milk.
I've tried different powders, different brands, different techniques
hot mixing, cold mixing, different amounts, large quantities ---, I am a chocolate milk connoisseur. I know chocolate milk. And UCAL is the best.
The glass bottle UCALs? Great. The UCAL Go bottles? Great. The big UCAL bottles? Great.
You want chocolate milk? It's UCAL.
How in the fuck do they make it taste so good? No clue. I've tried to emulate it, but I can't. Different milks, adding sugar, adding honey, using actual chocolate instead of powder... Yeah, no. It's not UCAL, it's not good enough.
UCAL is the best chocolate milk out there.