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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a couple hookers to help reside my house. Get in the truck, ladies!

[–] abbotsbury 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what if I want the hot guys from Home Depot to do it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Exactly, they aren't standing around there just to look pretty, these boys need to get paid. Walk up and sell them a job.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

[–] jordanlund 7 points 2 days ago

"Mister, I'll do ANYTHING you want for $200!"

"Great! Paint my house!"

[–] pennomi 7 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a great way to get your taxes done wrong.

[–] stupidcasey 2 points 2 days ago

Stupid sexy taxes.