this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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Cats With Jobs

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Unofficial clone of r/catswithjobs. Kitties working hard and hardly working.

If you're a mod from r/catswithjobs, reach out. I want to build a great community here on Lemmy.

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[–] Parabola 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m not even supposed to be here today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cats-er merchant!

[–] TIEPilot 3 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

In a row?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."

[–] EdibleFriend 2 points 1 year ago

This Khajit wants you to take your coins and fuck off

[–] betterdeadthanreddit 13 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In place of a cahier, a disembodied floating cats head looks quizzically at you from behind the counter.

What do you do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I greet the floating cat's head and look if it seems friendly or hostile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

roll for insight

[–] Bakachu 1 points 1 year ago

MFW: "Can you get me 3 of those KY's behind you"