"Why are grown-ups always so mean?"
"This game is ass. These mobs are way OP. Finally get something cool built and this happens. I'm uninstalling this sh[death rattle]"
"<most good aligned PC's name>, dearest, I forgive you."
"Botheops, tell... hide the key... tell... safe..."
"Haha, it doesn't hurt anymore. Haha. But now..." *BBEG looks at one of them sadly* "I'm sorry. Try not... to let it..."