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[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

With the average commute to work in the US being 16 mi one way, The average speed of riding a bicycle in the city being 15 mph, that makes the average commute to work just over an hour long (over 2x the 27 minutes it takes in a car). If you work in a job that requires you to be presentable, then you need to add another 15 minutes to take a quick shower and change (if your workplace even has such facilities).

Obviously, this changes with e-bikes, but there's not really a practical difference between most modern e-bikes and an electric moped.

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[–] chiliedogg 14 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Arrive to work soaked in sweat because it's been 100+ degrees every day for the past 8 weeks.

[–] Olhonestjim 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well, that is largely caused by cars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Even without global warming, 100°f days or not exactly uncommon in large chunk of the US.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Cuz putting on a raincoat or some warm clothes is too much for these weak ass people.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Princess peach? or are you meaning companion as "friend" rather than "paramour"?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

A bicycle gives you freedom of lightweight activities within a few miles of your home. You want to play baritone sax in the band 25 miles away? It's not happening with a bike.

[–] grue 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I've got a cargo e-bike that could handle a 50-mile round trip with a baritone sax just fine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

A cargo e-bike is basically just an electric moped.

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