this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Thank you, this post gave me the impetus to actually hunt down a greentext I've been trying to find for several years. I used to have a large PNG of it on my old computer.

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi%27s_Goatman_Story

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

y you do this

I could be this dude, the pig comment was funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Classic creepypasta. It's this one, the search and rescue stories, and I think there's another that slips my mind right now.

EDIT: boy did I miss a few.

  • Ben Drowned
  • Candle Cove
  • Russian Sleep Experiment
  • Squidward's Suicide

Of course, some of the weaker ones imo are also classics:

  • slender man
  • jeff
  • the backrooms
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh you can't forget the one of the guy who is in his basement apartment and slowly becomes convinced that everyone he speaks to is an impostor.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

His mother never died, and is yelling at anon to take out the trash.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is there an distressing memes community here? Because this one is great.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago