So years ago I started to play a DnD character named Carver. He was a robot with a giant smile on his face, collected teeth and talked in an old-timey radio announcer voice. A dude in the game made a joke at the time and I never thought about it. Turns out it was a Hazbin Hotel joke. Cut to earlier today when I inform that friend that I started watching Hazbin and remembered the joke. Carver is dangerously close to Alastor in personality and voice but I had never heard of the show. Seeing it now, I found it funny.

We started talking about the music and how my favorite song is Stayed Gone. We then talked some more about how he's on Lemmy now after I recommended it and found a good meme. He sent a meme that I posted. I told him that the Stamets in my discord name was specifically for Lemmy stuff. He disappears and a few minutes later he sends me this.

WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE.

Like how do I process this? I post memes. Memes I didn't even make 98% of the time. WHAT IS THIS.

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrHp-Ijsv4Q

That fucker is back!

Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

It's been a year!

You still pissed he almost ratio'd you that time?

Uh, fuck you

Just saying

Things have changed a lot since he logged off

That's for sure

I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone

Say hello to a new status quo

Everyone knows that there's a brand new crab

Check the trending taaaaaaaaab!

Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted shitposting once again after a year long absence. Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight’s meltdown

So, the Meme Lord is back in town, why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your dopamine? Well handily, I've got good news. He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile, but his posts are pretty shiiit!

You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible. I'm viral, he's barely noticable. Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away

While he hid from posting, bro, we've pivoted to low-effort gold! Now his formats looking fuckin' bloody rare. Lemmy’s better since he split. Where’s he been? Who gives a shit!

Salutations! Good to be back on the feed! Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Lemmy to a meme spree. Shitposters, rejoice!

What a dated voice!

Instead of your engagement-baiting, AI-generated garbage.

Come on!

Is Anon insecure? Views feeling obscure? Flipping between low effort trends, is nothing working?

Ignore his shitposting!

Every day, he's got a new gimmick!

You're looking at the future, he's the cringe that came before it!

Is Anon as big as he claims? Or does he farm off stolen fame? He’d be powerless without his comment bots

Oh, please!

And here’s the cherry on top, He begged me to join his shit!

H-hold on!

I said no, and now he's throwin a fuckin fit

You old prick, I'll tear you apart

Uh oh, your ratio fell off the charts!

I'll destroy you, you li-

I’m afraid you’ve lost your posting privileges

Let’s begin... Watch me raise the meme game from the dead, tune on in

When I’m done, you’ll remember what good posting’s been

Oh, let’s set the trend!