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Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians [SATIRE] (www.tattletaletimes.com)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers to ensure babies sleep for a questionably unhealthy 18 hours straight!

I'd like a dose for myself, please

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I didn't read this was satire the first go around and I started to get very concerned :P

[–] lukeblackwell86 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i wish this were true

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Flying would be so much better.

[–] SoleInvictus 6 points 1 year ago

I caught this while scrolling and was momentarily shocked to see an ad. Glad I was wrong.