FOIA(s)

Any sufficiently large dataset containing random noise will generate reality when viewed through a spacetime lens. Our spacetime lens is a fixed Planck-length cartesian grid with a rate of information spread determined by the Permittivity of Free Space (or Electric Tension see Roychoudhuri et al). Conscious beings can observe their own reality but cannot leave the spacetime lens. Other spacetime lenses could be discovered but they would have to be dramatically less complex than our own reality, which is unlikely at best. You would also have to cause evolution to happen, which is unethical. Instead, the focus should be on discovering particles. Particles evolve out of the dataset to be self-sustaining wave functions that process information. The main function of all massive particles is to clump together. They achieve this by absorbing incoming gravitons and determining which direction they came from. This allows them to translate across the grid like a spinning top, toward the source of the graviton. The source of the graviton is always another massive particle that sheds it because the particle's wave function cannot have 100% stability. By clumping together, massive particles are able to slow graviton decay because they’re able to absorb as many gravitons as they lose. For us not to observe graviton decay in nature, the size of the graviton must be many orders of magnitude smaller than the particles they are emitted from. When massive particles are accelerated, they have to translate their entire structure across the spacetime grid, which consumes processing power. When they reach relativistic speeds, the slowdown becomes noticeable, resulting in the twin paradox, where time moves much slower for the fast-traveling observer.